12:36 7 August, 2025An infamous 2007 article by Maxim magazine has come back to haunt the publication, drawing widespread backlash on social media nearly 20 years after its original release. The piece, titled “The Five Unsexiest Women Alive”, ranked a group of female celebrities accompanied by scathing commentary on their looks, personal lives, and public personas.
The list recently resurfaced on Reddit, reigniting fierce criticism over what many now view as a glaring example of 2000s-era misogyny.
Who Was on the List?

“How did this woman with a horsey face land the lead in a show called Sex and the City?”

“Translucent skin like a sick person’s, hair like a rat’s nest, and eyelashes like stitched-on bat wings.”

The Grey’s Anatomy actress was criticized for her “cold demeanor” and “boyish figure.”
Described as “whiny” and “aging rapidly post-marriage,” the pop icon was compared to actor Willem Dafoe. The article also mocked her for adopting children from impoverished countries:

“A face like a sealed Eurotrash container.”
Mocked for weight gain and her personal life, Spears was described as having “lost the ability to perform” and being frequently seen:

“Wearing sweatpants stained with chicken grease on tabloid covers, with two kids, two useless exes, and ten pounds of Funyuns fat.”
Then and Now: A Legacy of Backlash
Even in 2007, the list faced media scrutiny and public disapproval. But its recent resurfacing has sparked a new wave of outrage, particularly among younger generations who were shocked by the tone and content of the piece.
Social Media Reactions:
Sarah Jessica Parker Responds
In past interviews, Sarah Jessica Parker admitted the article deeply upset her: “Am I really the least sexy woman in the world? That’s awful. The article was full of anger and cruelty.”
Interestingly, Maxim backtracked just a year later, dubbing Parker their “surprise crush” in a 2008 article. The original 2007 list has since been quietly removed from the magazine’s website.
A Sign of the Times
The resurfacing of the list has reignited broader conversations about how women — especially in entertainment — were judged, ridiculed, and publicly dissected throughout the early 2000s. Critics say it serves as a stark reminder of a media culture that weaponized beauty standards and dehumanized celebrities for entertainment.
As one commenter summed it up: “We’ve come a long way — but this is why we can’t forget where we started.”