Viral Video of "Kissing Lawyers" Divides the Internet

A couple believed online to be New York lawyers was caught on camera passionately kissing in Central Park — and the internet turned it into a full-blown "trial," NYP reports.

Footage of the romantic scene between the alleged legal colleagues instantly went viral across social media. Viewers are wildly speculating whether they witnessed "the most obvious workplace affair," while others are harshly criticizing the video’s creator, calling him a total creep.

The pair was cozying up on a park bench when their moment was disrupted by a TikToker known as Jay Guapõ. Approaching with his camera rolling, he yelled: "Get a room! There are kids around!"

The embarrassed couple immediately tried to hide from the lens. The man, dressed in a business suit, stood up from the bench with a smile and tried to shoo away the pushy TikToker, while his companion calmly asked him to "put the phone away."

"Don't touch me! Touch me and you'll get hit back," snapped the creator, who was already known for his provocative content.

Netizens went absolutely wild over the footage. Many are comparing the incident to last year's high-profile cheating scandal at a Coldplay concert:

• "Oh great, here we go again," one user commented under a meme featuring Astronomer CEO Andy Byron trying to dodge a camera at a stadium.

• "Ooh, that is DEFINITELY not his wife," theorized another commentator.

• "Most obvious affair in history," a third chimed in.

• "Just look at it: business attire, weird location, age gap..." another viewer noted.

• "She is 100% kissing her boss," people speculated in the comments.

However, many came to the couple's defense, pointing out that there is zero proof of infidelity, and filming strangers on the street is cheap and unethical.

"Filming strangers??? And posting them on social media??? Just because they're making out in a park?? That's actually not a crime," one follower fumed. "Everyone is acting completely insane in this situation." "Filming people without permission is cringe," another agreed.

At this time, it remains unknown whether the stars of the viral clip are actually married to other people.