During her divorce proceedings, Atlanta woman Riley Madison received a lengthy list from her ex-husband detailing the “sacrifices” he claimed he had made for their marriage. Among them was — remarkably — giving up sex with other women.
“My ex-husband sent me a list of things he had to give up in order to be with me,” Madison said. A video of her reading the bizarre “memo” aloud has already racked up 15.5 million views on TikTok.
Faithfulness topped the list. But her ex-husband phrased it in a rather unusual way: “Every woman I could have slept with since we started dating.”
He notably did not specify how many of those women had actually been willing to sleep with him.
Among his other “sacrifices” was having to work a nine-to-five job so the family could improve its financial situation.
“I gave up my free time during the week to work 9 to 5 so we could achieve financial success,” he wrote.
But that was far from the end of it. His list contained another 15 complaints, including giving up “normal conversations with multiple women,” having to save money that he could otherwise have spent on himself and, most bafflingly of all, “acting like an asshole.”
“Why was he even proud of the fact that he stopped being an asshole?” one commenter wondered. “Is he mentally well?”
Another user sarcastically wrote: “Gave up being an asshole. ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.”
“This is what men consider suffering,” another commenter joked.
And someone asked perhaps the most telling question of all: “How do I divorce him too?”
In the comments, users called the ex-husband a “narcissist,” a “pervert” and simply a “clown.”
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