The U.S. Jokesandhumor site published a list of facts about men. What is the joke, what - the truth among them, we leave on the conscience of the opposite sex.
1. Most men have sexual relations with a 4-6 girls before serious relationship. So their stories about quiet bachelor life are no more than a fiction.
2. For more than half of men the beauty of woman’s face is more important than a perfect figure.
3. One-third of men do not delete the phone number of ex-girlfriends, to have somebody to call, when they want to pour their soul or have sex.
4. Most of the bachelors until 27 years live with their parents.
5. Everyone knows that men are terribly afraid of becoming impotent. In second place, oddly enough, is the fear of becoming bald.
6. 96% of men dream of a non-smoking girl.
7. The average man eats 3 kg of lipstick during his whole life… from the women’s lips, of course.
8. 80% of men are so afraid to go to the doctors that postpone these visits to the last moments.
9. 30% of the men who were present at the birth giving of their wives, had problems with erection, which lasted from 2 months to several years.
10. Most of the visitors of the online stores of women’s underwear are men.
11. The average male body temperature is higher than that of women. If in winter your apartment is cold, it is advisable to sleep in the same bed with a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore occasionally.
12. If a man prepares a dinner for you and the salad contains more than 3 ingredients, consider that he has serious intentions.
13. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. The phrases “Get out” and “I do not want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say, “I love you ... I want to marry you ... I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks on the floor...
14. Men forget everything while women do not forget anything. That is why the broadcasts of sports events often show replays.
15. Most men hate to shop. This is why men’s clothing department is usually located on the first floor of 10 inches from the front door.
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